I know you can't pick where you lose your weight but I have got to stop losing it in the girls. It is getting ridiculous. I can't hold up any of my dresses. I can't hold up any of my bras!
This is going to leave me with only one asset and we have all heard my "I've got pretty eyes" joke.
[insert cleavage picture here]
Why isn't it coming off of my ass faster? I am definitely losing in the following order:
face
girls
waist
hips
Just doesn't seem fair.
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