Your Fav Workout Song

I am prepping for fat camp and am trying to get my ipod in order.  COME ON!!! 8 hours of aerobics a day?  I need a lot of new, fun, fast music.  So, I need everyone to send me at least one awesome workout song.  A list would be better.  REALLY FAST - lots of beats - and a song I like to sing to.  Absolutely no house music - must have words.

I will think of you while I am in pain.

I WOULD WRITE SOMETHING INSPIRING BUT...

I am in a sugar coma from too much food at dinner.  Dinner out three nights in a row this week.  Do not want to step on scale.

It's Too Cold To Exercise

That's it.

25th Class Reunion - WTF

I have never been to a class reunion for a lot of reasons.  One being that I have been out of the country for most of them. The second reason is that I don't keep in touch with much in Green Bay.

But, this week arrived my 25th high school class reunion invitation.  So, I go to the facebook page out of curiosity and am absolutely shattered.

I expect everyone to look grey, old and fat like me.  BUT THEY DON'T!  They look good and young and not 43.  I AM SO PISSED!  I guess I am mad at myself but who wants to blame themselves for being grey, old and fat?

If I registered with my class on facebook, which you know I won't do because I don't do facebook, I would be the ugliest, fattiest person on the page.

I am so sad.

What I Will Wear When I Am Thin

1 - bikini

Actually, I could end the list right now because when I get to my goal weight I am going to only wear bikinis 24/7.  Unless there is an HR policy against it, I will also be wearing them to work.

2 - diamond bangle

I can't wear hard bangles now.  The pic/link is the Tiffany diamond single row.  But you all know.... I really want the five row.  Tiffany Diamond Bangle

3 - Jimmy Choo, Louboutin, Manolo

I don't care who designs them but they will be platform, spikey and fuck hot

(with my bikini)

4 - new tattoo

Where or where to put it on my hot bod?

Qantas does NOT want me to lose weight

Spent the day in the Qantas lounges in Sydney and Melbourne.  All I did was eat and drink crap.  The macadamian carmel slice was heaven.

to Tim Tam or not to Tim Tam... that is the question

I came home tonight to find this sitting in between the two pookeys...

Obviously, I do not need to go on.  (except for the Americans - it is an upside down empty cookie container to the best cookies in the entire world - Tim Tams.)

I accused my roommates of their indiscretion - they didn't save any for me!  But, I should be glad.  You can't eat just one Tim Tam!  So, I would have eaten at least four.  Who am I kidding?  I would have eaten about six.  So this is good news.  I am trying to lose 8 kg and I don't need any chocolate biscuits covered in chocolate goodness.

But, I can't stop thinking about them now.  I love them.  But, my butt is smaller by 190 cal/790 kj.  Or if I had six, my butt is smaller by 1140 cal/4740 kj!!!!  OMFG!!!!  SIX TIM TAMS IS THE ENTIRE CALORIC DAILY INTAKE WHEN I GET TO FAT CAMP!

So, thank you Pookeys!

I still want a damn Tim Tam.

Bitch, Bitch, Bitch

OMG!  I'm blogging!  I'm blogging!  I have never read a blog, let alone created a blog, but I am willing to give it a go to track the fat camp experience.

I am starting now for a few reasons.  One is that I have to figure this blog thing out.  The second is that I want to lose 7kg BEFORE I go to fat camp.  You will see the tracking on the side column.

So, I invite my friends to view and the first comment I get is, "I don't understand what Twilight has to do with fat camp."  HELLO!!!!  The site should be happiness and of course, Twilight makes everyone happy.  And, as you know, I am dating RPatz (in my mind) so it is only proper and right for me to pay tribute to his greatest movie on my blog.

BTW - I saw Water For Elephants last night and I am once again reminded that I am lusting after a pastey-fish-mouth-no-butt-poor-acting-Brit.  Seriously, where was his bum in that movie?  There is another tie-in to this blog... I wish I had as little ass as RPatz has!

But I digress....

My challenges this week are several dinners out.
My goal is to swim or walk at least 4 times.

I think this is enough for this post.
Welcome and get your skinny on!