to Tim Tam or not to Tim Tam... that is the question

I came home tonight to find this sitting in between the two pookeys...

Obviously, I do not need to go on.  (except for the Americans - it is an upside down empty cookie container to the best cookies in the entire world - Tim Tams.)

I accused my roommates of their indiscretion - they didn't save any for me!  But, I should be glad.  You can't eat just one Tim Tam!  So, I would have eaten at least four.  Who am I kidding?  I would have eaten about six.  So this is good news.  I am trying to lose 8 kg and I don't need any chocolate biscuits covered in chocolate goodness.

But, I can't stop thinking about them now.  I love them.  But, my butt is smaller by 190 cal/790 kj.  Or if I had six, my butt is smaller by 1140 cal/4740 kj!!!!  OMFG!!!!  SIX TIM TAMS IS THE ENTIRE CALORIC DAILY INTAKE WHEN I GET TO FAT CAMP!

So, thank you Pookeys!

I still want a damn Tim Tam.