I am not making this up.

I just took a client for a tea. At this particular cafe, you get a small piece of biscotti. Per normal, I ate mine right away. My client did not. As we are leaving the cafe, I notice that he did not eat his biscotti and I actually thought to myself, "oh, yum, an extra treat!"

I was going to eat off of someone else's plate!
I then realised what I was thinking and freaked out. And took this picture.
Is this what it has come to? Eating biscotti bits off of stranger's saucers?
I need to get a grip.