"First we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie-dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle."

We are finally over scalegate and now we have (dun dun da)  Tape-Measure-Gate  (TMG for short)

I did my measurements yesterday and I was the exact same as my last October measure.  NO WAY!  I am down two sizes and 40 pounds/18kg.  There is no way I am the same.

Do I know how to use a tape measure?
It was a different tape measure than last time.
Could the numbering be inaccurate?

TMG is on.
I'll measure again in four weeks.

*Will Farrel, Elf (I know Elf got two mentions but they are so funny and food related.)